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Hitman Remastered

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Billy Monks (BillyMonks)

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magumbo

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Audio

Scary Things

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Date Submitted

11/27/2005 | 02:03AM EST

File Information

Movie | 706.8 KB

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Current Score

3.71 / 5.00

Score Rank: #16,003
Popularity Rank: #33,689

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Ages 13+ Mild Violence, Mild Audio, Mild Adult Themes
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Author Comments

When MrChocobo saw Magumbo's post-modern epic, The Hitman, it was believed to be a flawed masterpiece. Magumbo recognized this as well, and they set out to fix the problems in the original flash and allow it to trancend to a new level of greatness. Enjoy.

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Average Score: 5.7 / 10

Score: 2
whitemouse3000

"Didn't even make me laugh"

date: April 7, 2008

You know dude, usually I only give comments to stuff I loved...
But seriously, that movie's just pollution. Hitman? Gay? What was so funny?
Try harder. Or just stop tryin'

BTW, I DID like Billy's rock rampage. so keep up the good work, just not this one!

April 27, 2008

Author's Response:

fuck you billy's rock rampage sucks this is hilarious

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Score: 10
BaMSuKkA

"hahA"

date: December 28, 2006

Funny as hell, loved the Wayne's World reference too "oh thats not good, im not happy" I laughed all the way through, the awkward silence parts were great breathers for the rest of the fuckin funny ass ad-libs, if it was adlibbed, fuck spelling. Peace out.

Author's Response:

My brother and I are a comedy duo.

I'm like a bazooka and my brother's like a machete, and you never know which one is going to come at ya'.

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Score: 8
HotEdge

"em........."

date: October 20, 2006

The hitman rushes in........
He takes out his two guns and starts to fire madly.......
Victims get a free inside view of how it's like to be
a hostage in CS

Two hours the hitman comes out of a frenzy and checks the place
out....he discovers that they were actually dummies filled up ketcup
..........

Good work,improve the graphics though.....
~Edge~

Author's Response:

Dude...

The whole reason why I re-dubbed this was because the graphics were so awful.

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Score: 6
Lidov

"Ok"

by: Lidov
date: March 10, 2006

That was actually a pretty nice movie, a lot more than I expected from a movie called the Gay Hitman\Hitman Remastered. Firstly, the graphics wasn't that bad, the charecters were pretty well designed and drawn, so as they were well animated. I also like the background and the way the object are drawn. The style was pretty weird, but you get used to it after watching several Star syndicate movies. The sound was horrible, I take it that it was on purppose, but I still hate the sound of the movie, this movie was funny the same way with normal sounds. The movie was violent just in the right ammount to make it funny. Besides that, the movie was funny in the twisted humor of the star syndicate movies. This is a nice movie, well done.
>Lidov<

Author's Response:

This actually isn't Star Syndicate related at all. My little brother made the original flash called "The Hitman" or something like that. He submitted it to Newgrounds and it met harsh criticism. About 6 months later, we both agreed that the flash really sucked, so we decided to turn it into a comedy masterpiece by redoing the audio to hilarious voices and hilarious sound effects made using our voices. We changed the dialog at the end, (From, "Everyone dies, it's just a matter of when, your time however, is now." to, "I'm going to take my ass and put it on your face!") and added the shadow of a butt and added in poo spraying over the face. We renamed it "The Gay Hitman" and decided that this was the true way the flash was meant to be presented. The much higher score tells us we are correct.

Thank you for the review.

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Score: 10
Mr-Toe-fungus

"wow"

date: January 31, 2006

that was really odd make more

Author's Response:

SUCK MY DICK.

OK I WILL THEN.

MAKE MORE I MEAN.

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