Score: 10
"Joke on Bungee Jumping"
date: June 24, 2009
Tom and Mark are two very enthusiastic bungee jumpers with over 200 jumps under their belts. They love everything and everything about bungee jumping. One day, they decide to open their own business, which is, bungee jumping. However, Tom and Mark live in New Zealand, where there are many bungee jumping businesses (It's true, look it up) so they decide to open it in Mexico. They get some money together, and hire some contractors and begin building. When it's done, over 400 people turn up for the opening. Mark decides to show them what it's like. He straps himself in, and jumps. He bounces back up, with a few minor scrathes and bruises. He goes down again, and comes back up black and blue with heavy bleeding. Tom tries to catch him, but misses. He comes up again, with broken bones. Tom catches him, and calls an ambulance. He asks what happened, and if the line was too long, to which Mark replies
"The rope was fine, but what the hell is a pinata!?"
Excellent work Knox!
