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I read these reviews and laugh so hard I can't breathe. It's so easy to feel victimized and complain and be angry with me for making this game. Well, don't stop now!
This game was once on the front page.
Hey everyone, I haven't submitted anything for a while, but I've been bored recently so I made this. Enjoy!
Vote 0 if you wanna.
This is way to offensive, not to be mean or anything but, there are some people out there that might take this in offense, like myself. Some of you probably don't know what it's like and you take it as a joke, but this is serious.
This game is perfect for you if you are too depressed yet you do not want to kill yourself physically. Good work on this.
Sufficient blood loss! Congratulations, I committed suicide, no one will remember me! Huzzah!
Just the right level of difficulty, so it takes a couple tries to win. Or lose. Depending on how you count it. Of course the real way to do it is to lie down in a bathtub with a canister of argon gas lying on your chest and to turn on the flow valve.
I wonder if this game has a message. Perhaps that there is no victory. I was thinking of a similar possible game. The game is, it's a simulation game where you eat the right things and do the right things and your character lives to 100. And the PRIZE for WINNING? You get to be infirm, powerless, hideous, sickly and unhappy for possibly at most a few more years. Hurray!
im a cutter and my family hid all the sharp objects so this game helps sort of and evryone else who is offended by this DONT LOOK FOR A CUT YOUR GAME!
i give a 10 for helping
This game is too hard
This could have been a good game if its difficulty wasn't too high. It's really hard for me to reach the maximum level of self-mutilation in this game. Especially when there's a time limit...
An indirect Sequel to "The Artist" shows the life of the salaryman
Cornelius & Toots are back, and a Haunted House Ride seems a little spookier than usual!
this one isn't funny
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