The Barney Bunch must die!!! They flood the portal with terrible crap and need to be taken down!!!
(OK, It's not my best work. Actually, this is crap compared to my best work. But that's not the point. No need to complain about 'being worse than a BB movie, meh!' because it's just supposed to be funny. And no, I don't think this will actually take down the barney bunch.)