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Aug 13, 2001 | 11:26 AM EDT

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Author Comments

You are a giant penis searching for a warm place to dock. When you find it, you must first weaken it. Be sure to avoid your enemy, the condom!

Game Info:
Arrow keys move,
Control shoots,
Shift shoots rapid fire, but doing so lowers your HP,
After 6900 points, you will fight the "Boss,"
You can die by touching too many condoms, or by using rapid fire too much, each way has its own death scene.
Final Words:
Just loosen up, enjoy the DIA, and have some fun with this, eh?

You may want to switch to low quality, it seems a bit smoother.



Rated 0.5 / 5 stars January 7, 2013

I was scared


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars May 9, 2011

needs more

this game is so boring, all u do is shoot a bunch of condoms. u could make it better by adding bonuses and add ons to the penis.


Rated 1 / 5 stars April 10, 2008

Boring and too easy

Too quick to beat and too easy.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars January 19, 2008


Haha! That was awesome. Sick and twisted, but awesome none the less.


Rated 5 / 5 stars September 17, 2007


omg sick as hell