You are a giant penis searching for a warm place to dock. When you find it, you must first weaken it. Be sure to avoid your enemy, the condom!
Arrow keys move,
Shift shoots rapid fire, but doing so lowers your HP,
After 6900 points, you will fight the "Boss,"
You can die by touching too many condoms, or by using rapid fire too much, each way has its own death scene.
Just loosen up, enjoy the DIA, and have some fun with this, eh?
You may want to switch to low quality, it seems a bit smoother.