Not as funny as the others but still comedy. And comedy is funny in all its forms.

BEEF

reminds me when i used to ring people and flush the toilet(mostly rung plumbers)

If you were going to wake him up, you should have gone a bit further than that. "Balls to you!" Perhaps your power of hypnosis drove him insane... I heard he coming to the brink of laughing halfway through the prank which kind of spoiled it. Not too bad though.

what the fuck is bollucks?

You've woken that poor man up in the middle of the night. How fair can that be? Balls to you sir. (Whatever the fuck that means.)