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Happy Halloween, everybody! Here's a movie that Smiffy and I put together this month. I hope you guys enjoy it! There's a secret in there somewhere (only here on Newgrounds), so be on the look out!
EDIT: Yes, both Smiffy and I are well aware that Joanime was drawn with big boobs. We happen to like boobs, dont you? :D We apologize to those who have issues with animated boobs, whether good or bad.
While I didn't really enjoy this flash - I will admit Joanime, that it is slightly better than your previous piece of work. Baring in mind your last work made no sense, this one has at least a mediocre plot.
Basically, what your trying to do here is please. Rather than come up with something original, you've taken cliche'd ideas from anime, stale jokes and yes, sexual innuendos in an attempt to please.
Your average braindead n00bish newgrounds user who is 13 or 14 has a specific niche that they enjoy - Hentai, Violence, and Sex jokes. You covered 2 of these 3.
Care to notice that a lot of the shorter, less irrelevant reviews are from 13 and 14 year olds who are voting straight 10s? Why? You've filled their desires, what they wanted to see, you provided. They vote 5 on submissions like this, and leave a poorly written review with straight 10s.
Also, like the reviews for your last submission, we have testosterone fuelled teens who think that if they vote 10, that they get cybersex off you. Well guys, Joanime is not interested - she's probably already taken - sorry to burst your bubble, you can put your penis away now.
Anyhow, there finishes my rant - I will look at each part of the flash.
Graphics : Your drawing is good, better than my artwork i'll admit. Very cliche'd anime style though. Nothing nobody has seen before. The way you animated this is VERY poor. No sign of frame by frame animation. Never EVER just rely on the tween command.
Style : Very cliche. Stuffed full of aspects i've already seen before. And let's not forget the "ecchi" scene.
Sound : You and Smiffy - your voice acting was ok. Flat at times, rather subpar - but hey, i'm not exactly the best voice actor, so I gave you some credit. Music choice for each scene was ok as well.
Violence : Kids get flour-bombed
Interactivity : Play / Replay Button
Humor : Very flat and overused ecchi jokes that get anime crazed 13/14 year olds in hysterics.
As I said before, slightly better than your last piece of work. But at a score of 4.23 - this spouts "Overrated" from every orifice. Not impressed overall =(
I'm glad to see your smart enough to understand why your score is so high. All the 13 year olds probably want a piece of you right now. But that crap wont change my opinion.
This is just another overused anime-like tweenfest and it does not deserve the score is has gotten. So many good flashes on the top 50 earned there place up there, and you basically cheated your way to the top. Way to go.
Btw your boyfriend is an emo.
Was very boring i supose an anime fan would love this for the sake of her having boobs... very unoriginal and the whole garbage fairy thing sucked ^^
Wow. That was really bad.
That was a pretty poor attempt at making a cartoon.. you're lucky NG users fall for this crap. Script was pretty unoriginal, those 'sexually suggestive' jokes are so overused and predictable, the storyline didn't seem to progress ANYWHERE, as the two characters sit inside the house for the duration of the movie, and the ending was abrupt and.. well, stupid. Run out of time, did you? It must be easy for you to let yourself do badly and get a shitload of praise for it, but try and do better next time. OVERRATED.
no boobs -_- but the got milk shirt was kind of funny i guess...
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