Score: 6
"i am the devil. 666"
date: December 10, 2006
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE CONTAINS THE STATEMENTS OF AN ANGRY SCHIZOPHRENIC PENGUIN: hello, sir. I am a penguin and i thought i would share my thoughts with you.
the astonishing allignment of unfiltered cow flatulance swims in the open nostrils of sexually frutrated male transvestite penguins in latex jumpsuits. to further state my point, many frankfurter manufactures are executed beacuse of the inhalation of these fumes caused by the toxic gasses from within the cows anus. Do you agree??!! Goddamn, my naval itches! anyway, yesterday morning just over yonder, with my belly ful of mayonaise and testicle fungus, my nephew, Barlomew, was devoured by a pitchfork wielding vampire cow. I say, my good man, can you spare an oven-mit??? thank you. Back to the story!!! as i witnessed this bovine gobble up Barlomew, i came to the conclusion that my rectum was inflamed. SHIT!!!! THE VOICES!!!! AHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!! So i pulled out a carrot-cake and rammed it into the anus of this cow. the cow replied by explaining to me that he wasnt really a cow, i wasnt really a sexually frustrated male penguin in a latex jumpsuit, and i did not have a nephew named Balomew. He told me that i was in the parking-lot of a toy store with a bag of dead catfish in my pants. hmmmmm..... maybe i am crazy. i am gonna go saw my legs off.
