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Oct 20, 2005 | 4:03 PM EDT
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Whitmore Toad Pirate rest your eyes and go back to the beast,
And as you fade from this world, you should take at least,
Some joy from those who loved you there,
Because your friends stay true even if you dont care.

Have a horrible halloween I hope zombies poke your eyes out,
I hope goblins eat your ears off and witches feed you brussel sprouts,
Take my advice and hide away when Whitmore's around,
He'll take your soul chew it up and drag you underground.

I hope werewolves gnaw on yours knees and little girls pull your hair,
I hope trolls stamp on you and ugly gnomes strip you bare,
So take my advice and run away when Whitmore's around,
He'll give you warts and stick things on you, yes .. things he's found...

Like marbles and scissors and earmuffs and beef gristle,
And lions and tigers and bears, OH MY, and an old rusty whistle,
And all sorts of fruit like pears and possible an apricot,
That might sound nice but trust me, its not.

I hope twiglets fill your mouth and I hope you dont enjoy them,
I hope the baggy trousers you're wearing suddenly fill with phlegm,
I hope gremlins tickle your back as evil spirits dance on your chest,
I hope you fail everything in life, yes, every single test.

I hope you wake up tomorrow with frogs in your mind and pants too,
I hope you go blind and then and then step on monkey poo,
So take my advice stay clear of Whitmore, he's mean,
And dont forgot to have a horrible horrible halloween!

Reviews


SpiritCrusher87SpiritCrusher87

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 23, 2005

lol

Wow, incredible audio...


EdibleCastle responds:

yeah, i think audio's pretty important.


astronautbutterastronautbutter

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 21, 2005

More Than A Year Later...

And he's back! And it feels good. I remember the 3 episode run back in the day that got me hooked on a lot of your animations and its fantastic to see Whitmore return. He's certainly among my top 5 characters to ever grace Newgrounds, most definitely, and I'll be happily awaiting new Whitmore and Calderbank episodes.....or anything else you have planned.


People find this review helpful!
EdibleCastle responds:

hey thanks there. Calderbank should be back in the future.


him77him77

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 15, 2008

this

this was cool but i think they should some more meaningful episodes



TancrisismTancrisism

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 4, 2005

I'll admit it,

I missed Whitmore when he died. I love this series, and it's nice to see back.



gamekinbggamekinbg

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 20, 2005

Very good.

You are very talented. This is very good, very good.


EdibleCastle responds:

cheers