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Oct 20, 2005 | 4:03 PM EDT
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Whitmore Toad Pirate rest your eyes and go back to the beast,
And as you fade from this world, you should take at least,
Some joy from those who loved you there,
Because your friends stay true even if you dont care.

Have a horrible halloween I hope zombies poke your eyes out,
I hope goblins eat your ears off and witches feed you brussel sprouts,
Take my advice and hide away when Whitmore's around,
He'll take your soul chew it up and drag you underground.

I hope werewolves gnaw on yours knees and little girls pull your hair,
I hope trolls stamp on you and ugly gnomes strip you bare,
So take my advice and run away when Whitmore's around,
He'll give you warts and stick things on you, yes .. things he's found...

Like marbles and scissors and earmuffs and beef gristle,
And lions and tigers and bears, OH MY, and an old rusty whistle,
And all sorts of fruit like pears and possible an apricot,
That might sound nice but trust me, its not.

I hope twiglets fill your mouth and I hope you dont enjoy them,
I hope the baggy trousers you're wearing suddenly fill with phlegm,
I hope gremlins tickle your back as evil spirits dance on your chest,
I hope you fail everything in life, yes, every single test.

I hope you wake up tomorrow with frogs in your mind and pants too,
I hope you go blind and then and then step on monkey poo,
So take my advice stay clear of Whitmore, he's mean,
And dont forgot to have a horrible horrible halloween!

Reviews


toxicbombtoxicbomb

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 20, 2005

IIIIITS, UH

Staring contest... with who?


EdibleCastle responds:

with whitmore of course.


ampmampm

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 23, 2005

Sad

How I miss Whitmore. Well, this one wasnt as funny as 3, but the ending music was cool.



imaelfimaelf

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 9, 2005

lol staring contest

Its a staring contest, with who, staring contest with Whitmore, staring contest, with who, staring contest with Whitmore, Whitmore the toad pirate.

lol got that stuck in my head now.


EdibleCastle responds:

haha uh oh. i pity you.


ObliquoObliquo

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 20, 2005

Almost Perfect!

Yes it was almost perfect and i dont know why it isnt perfect cause it seems like it should. First of all the loading screen was pretty good but it was plain, but when the pumpkin came up it seemed quite good. The flash itself was very very good and it had a very good style to it. Keep up the good work! This should get front page by the way.


EdibleCastle responds:

I like to keep elements of no real importance simple. I mean a loading screen isnt really part of the movie. thanks for the comments.


evilbadgerevilbadger

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 20, 2005

HURRAH!

After months of insessant nagging....new life is born. I never thought that barrington would be of the homosexual type.


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EdibleCastle responds:

u never saw that coming eh?