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Whitmore Toad Pirate rest your eyes and go back to the beast,
And as you fade from this world, you should take at least,
Some joy from those who loved you there,
Because your friends stay true even if you dont care.

Have a horrible halloween I hope zombies poke your eyes out,
I hope goblins eat your ears off and witches feed you brussel sprouts,
Take my advice and hide away when Whitmore's around,
He'll take your soul chew it up and drag you underground.

I hope werewolves gnaw on yours knees and little girls pull your hair,
I hope trolls stamp on you and ugly gnomes strip you bare,
So take my advice and run away when Whitmore's around,
He'll give you warts and stick things on you, yes .. things he's found...

Like marbles and scissors and earmuffs and beef gristle,
And lions and tigers and bears, OH MY, and an old rusty whistle,
And all sorts of fruit like pears and possible an apricot,
That might sound nice but trust me, its not.

I hope twiglets fill your mouth and I hope you dont enjoy them,
I hope the baggy trousers you're wearing suddenly fill with phlegm,
I hope gremlins tickle your back as evil spirits dance on your chest,
I hope you fail everything in life, yes, every single test.

I hope you wake up tomorrow with frogs in your mind and pants too,
I hope you go blind and then and then step on monkey poo,
So take my advice stay clear of Whitmore, he's mean,
And dont forgot to have a horrible horrible halloween!

Reviews


AydenOfRayneAydenOfRayne

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars October 23, 2005

Not

as good as I ad expected.


EdibleCastle responds:

dang, thats a shame. sorry bout that.


NocturnalDazeNocturnalDaze

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars October 22, 2005

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the only redeeming value to this was the song at the end....


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RobinJFRobinJF

Rated 4 / 5 stars October 22, 2005

awww,..

Bought a Tear to my eye, there was never enough time:(


EdibleCastle responds:

enough time for a farewell kiss.


Dr-ChaosDr-Chaos

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 22, 2005

WHITMORE LIVES!!!.....sorta..for a minute...yeah.

God bless you, lil Willy. :)

I can die a happy man now that We've finally gotten one last teary reunion between Whitmore and his classy gay duck top hat wearing compadre.

The Whitmore series still seems to be a love it or hate it (seems to be leaning more towards love it though) collection but honestly, if you don't get even a chuckle from any of these shorts, You might want to look into getting a sense of humor because you apparently don't have one.

Rock on, Arbuckle.


EdibleCastle responds:

thanks for those encouraging words Dr Chaos. and you're right, most people either love it or hate it. or get confused and dont know how they feel.


skakterzskakterz

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars October 22, 2005

crap

That was FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


EdibleCastle responds:

confusion!