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Foamy rants about all things Halloween. (This one has an alternate ending just for NG) Sweet! www.illwillpress.com
Rarely do I give a movie a running line of Zero's. this however was a great candidate for a running line of zero's. No redeeming qualities in this WHATSOEVER.
You've run out of ideas and decided to give in to commercialism. Talk about unoriginal.
Also, this has to be one of the most garbled rants I have ever heard. Halloween is still as original as it ever was. Since when did halloween become f**king cutesy? Where i'm from, people still have their own home made costumes, bloody face masks, they go the full works. Oh, and let's not forget egging other people's houses!
If you don't like the horror movies that are shown at the moment, don't sit there watching "The Ring 2" bored out of your skull. Pick up a copy of a classic horror film such as "The Exorcist" or something like that. Who said you had to watch new films at halloween eh?!? Oh, the film is premiering in August? Well, leave it and rent it during October.
Graphics wise, it's the same bullshit. Stolen background from Google given the "Trace Bitmap" treatment. TWEENS GALORE, and very little movement.
Regarding the ending, I don't know whether this was a poke at yourself - or whether it was a SLEAZY attempt to please 13 year old Newgrounds faggots. CHECK IT OUT GUYS GERMAINE'S TITS ARE GETTING BIGGER OH GOD OH GOD, OH AND IS THAT THE TAZER MONKEY?!?!?
Frankly, I found this just immature and just an attempt to give in to 13 year olds. It's almost like they're running the series nowadays. Your just taking suggestions from them, because you can't think of your own ideas.
I've seen crap on the portal, but this just cuts the mustard. No wonder they call you "Talentless Hack".
And watch as this review is slowly voted abusive one by one by every foamhead who scours this portal defending their animated god.
Another Foamy rant
Graphics: Motion tweens and one graphic. Oh and seeing goth chick's boobs pop.
Style: Boring foamy rant, so you get a one.
Sound: I had to hear his annoying voice again.
Violence: Goth chick's boobs explode. *yawn*, so you reach out to perverts by having her boobs explode?
Interactivity: I fell asleep, so you get a doughnut.
Humor: Didn't even crack a smile.
Overall: Zero. As it says in the review rules, my other ratings don't reflect on this.
Ok, I know all you fans will mark abusive and a mod will feel sorry for you and review this, so I'll be blunt. This is old. Foamy was a hit back 2 years ago. Now this is old, boring and I'm honestly telling you, it is an insult to me everytime you get front page and an award.
I remember when this was fresh, at that time we couldn't compare it to quality entries like "Bitey of Brackenwood" "Madness" or even "Xombie".
Now that we (your former fans) have grown, seen better entries, and how you don't evolve, it's no wonder why we leave your side. Your work is unoriginal. It's boring, and quite frankly, I die a little inside each time I see your entry get front page. For someone I once praised and waited for a new movie each month, you turned into someone I hate. This is the situation where everytime you create new movies you only spit on your legacy, until you get better. Seeing how your reaching to horny children by showing Goth chick's boobs get big and popping, I think your just going to keep falling until you crash, and yes, burn. Your fans can remove my review, but this is merely because truth is a hard pill to swallow, but without truth your nothing but a big sad lie. Sorry if you do not like the truth, but this is life, you have to get over it, move on, and hopefully make better movie. Thank you, and good day.
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