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My 4th submission to NG is just a little side-project I've been working on in between some other stuff.
Currently contails over random 70 facts. If you've got a fact to add email me at Kirk_Cocaine@hotmail.com
Thanks to www.jefflemon.tk for some of the facts!
DISCLAIMER: All facts in this game, even those which are true, are completely False.
P.S. Please Review!
Funny, but mostly not true
Sure i'll give it a laugh, but "Cameron Diaz wrote the star spangled banner," "Danny Devito and Arnold Swartzanegger are really twins," pure crap, but i'll give it humor for trying
Yeah, they're not meant to be true, they're meant to be funny. I only put a few true ones in there (like Underground) because I thought they were neat.
"before the birth of christ, bananas were bent the other way."
That one just really cracked me up for some reason...
Great job on this, liked the facts... or the un-facts whatever. :P
My only suggestion (since you've heard about the music a million times) is amp up the style a little bit. It was fun to read those, but the layout was pretty boring.
Yeah someone else mentioned the background hurt their eyes, lol.
I'm gonna improve the backgrounds on the next edition.
Thanks for the suggestion!
so much humor
It was just so random and funny i relly like the dyslexic joke.
lol, thanks man. Here's another dyslexic joke just for you:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
heres a fact
no one can be allergic to water since your bodys mostly made up of water dum ass.
Did you not see the Discalimer?
DISCLAIMER: All facts in this game, even those which are true, are completely FALSE.
A duck's quack DOES echo...
It doesn't! I've seen 15 scientists try for 45 days to make it echo, it just doesn't! :P
What’s inside this box? A lot of puzzles! Can you solve all 30?
Use the mouse to navigate menus and to queue and cancel robot actions.
Made for the Adventure Jam 2016!
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