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Oct 7, 2005 | 11:04 PM EDT

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Update 11/15/05: Yes! I'm in the Religion Collection! Tom, I love you!

Blasphemous fun for the whole family! Featuring Jesus and some randy daemons.
WARNING: Highly offensive material! If you are offended by religious satire, then please, don't watch.
Well, here it is. My first Newgrounds submission. A little background: I've been using Flash for 15 days. I made this in the last 10, using a stone-age computer (I'm not making more any time soon, I can tell you that much!) Also, during this time, I've had surgery, and a root canal. I don't want sympathy (as I know you have none), I just thought you should know. And now, I leave this work in your hands! Newgrounds members! The world's last functioning democracy!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars October 8, 2005



And I'll be right there with you cause I laughed alot lol. Good job and I loved the Nazi symbol on the 'Popes' arm heh heh Good work.

LordXanthus responds:

Well, how scary is hell, when you have laughter and good friends to share it with? Still kind of scary, I guess. I'm glad you appreciated the armband. Also, if you look at Robertson's "bible," you'll notice a satanic pentagram. Thanks for the nice review!


Rated 3 / 5 stars October 8, 2005


pretty good... you get props for not making all of those movie clips(yes, I can tell)

LordXanthus responds:

I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for the review!


Rated 5 / 5 stars October 8, 2005

fun with sacrilege, eh?

well i had fun

LordXanthus responds:

Glad to hear it. You know, I wonder sometimes: What if we really ARE going to hell? Scary...


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars October 7, 2005

woooow they ARE right.

Yakety Sax DOES make anything a notch funnier.

LordXanthus responds:

Yakety Sax: Always a good decision. But seriously, I think I deserve a bit more than an overall rating of 3.


Rated 2 / 5 stars October 7, 2005

You did everything RIGHT

For ONCE, someone gave credit to everything they used, animated what needed animated and left the rest to rot. You even rated it appropriately! I do think that that particular theme is a little over-used for flash, so that brought my rating down a bit, but i did at least attempt to save this.

Personal though - though putting a cock on it might be considered hardcore(?) maybe stick a knife or something in its place and have him gouging the ________ etc.

Good stuff - good humor - a little slow or draw out at times, maybe put in some stuff that would kill epileptics, ya?


LordXanthus responds:

Thanks for the review. I intentionally avoided explicit imagery to avoid that AO rating. But, since this one seems to be going over well, I might get nastier in the future. The knife idea is funny, though. It can get a bit boring. Perhaps it could have used some seizure inducing images. Thank you for the advice!