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Oct 5, 2005 | 11:37 AM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place October 6, 2005

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Author Comments

Hope you all like this. I might do a bit more work on it though, so any constructive feedback is very welcome.
*** The server handling the THEGAME link (and highscore table) may be down, so until NG staff get a chance to upload the new version of this, you can get the lowdown at:

*** apologies to all users with the flash 8 player - there was a strange conflict going on there that was a nightmare to track down. i know it looked like i just hadn't bothered to optimise things properly, but that just wasn't the case. i blame macromedia for releasing their first non backwards compatible player! anyway, should all be working now though ****

Also, might do a much ruder version if the audience is there for it. What d'you think? Let me know in the review bit.




Rated 0 / 5 stars March 15, 2009

do not play this piece of shit

I can name 5 perfectly good reasons why you should not play this
1) Takes 2 fucking long
2) Bad Graphics (I mean come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
3) It Bores you 2 sleep
4) You can't even choose who you want 2 screw
5) SHE HAS A PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jking on that)


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 24, 2009


I spent almost an hour trying to pass this game...but just for a little push?

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Rated 2 / 5 stars February 18, 2009

decent game

it was too slow moving 4 me. good start though.


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 17, 2009


The game was great... that damn plane, haha. The pick up tips were far sophisticated than other crap on this site. Wasn't expecting to find anything worthwhile here!


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 10, 2009

Well, the game sucks...

But the lesson it's teaching is awesome! I feel sorry for the guys who are so sure this doesn't work. Hate the game. Love the content.