Eulogy For: Damn Newgrounds Ads
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
08/05/01 – 07/14/09
Hope you people agree about too many ads on this site. Who the hell endorses you Tom? Bill "Fucking" Gates!
Im also sick and tired of all the ads that pops up all the time!!
its so true to many damn ads!
These last few days I've been seen alot more pop-up ads than usual. If they bother you so much, then just get an ad-killer.
im in the middle of watching a good animation about poo or even just talking to someone on aol IM and what happens? an ad pops up and messes it up or distracts me. what are you mr fulp? some kind of corporate whore??
it took me ten fucking min to write this
STOP THE FUCKING ADDS
u people r talkin about being tiered of seeing pop-ups on NG..well im tiered of seeing these movies about pop-ups on NG..they are all the fuckin same. I think tom gets it by now that we hate pop-ups!
Dude, I can't stand them either. THEY PISS MY OFF LIKE HELL... I hopw they get rid of them... soon!
that was short but funny because it told the truth. HITLER BRAND DIAPERS
Those ads are fucking annoying.
Every 10 seconds I get one of those damned popups here and...dammit, there's one now! Click. Shit! Another! IT'S TRUE! IT'S DAMN TRUE!
Newgrounds has too many ads! I just got one now! Dammit!
hehe It's always funny until somebody gets a popup!
That movie was horrible. If you don't like the ads, go away. Or better yet, why don't you click them and make newgrunds a little cash. Do you know how much $ it costs for the kind of transfer that newgrounds uses? I think they said it cost them like $25k a month. I bet they don't make up even like 10% of that with the ads.
Besides that, your movie had no point. All it did was pop up ads. And finally, you use AOL.
.....i think NG's starting to go the way of the DoDo.....all i want is the BBS back i almost have the balls to post on it....*sigh* August 2nd cant come soon enough....hey wait
When i go on Newgrounds, the same thing always show's up. a stupid window talking about fucking breast implant. who the fuck gives a fuck about it. I'm starting to get bored. I always have to close these damn windows while i'm watching.
when I was wathcing this, a pop up came on and one came up when I was writing this. fuck pop ups
you speak the truth… 2 ads popped up while i was watching the movie and 4 more have popped up while i was writing this reveiw >_<
U got my 5 cuzz i also hate those hemoroid-fecal-munchs/really irritating ass ads! while writting this the SAME ad poped up five times!!! FUCK ADS, but since its what keeps newgrounds.com (oh yah) running i guess its nesesary?
That wasnt the greatest flash movie ive ever seen but i liked it because its soooooooooooooooo damn true...i try watching a movie..POP! Try playing a flash game 2 seconds later POP! I mean damn the guy's got a point here....but whats with the diapers?
It's not even funny how true that is. People are casually searching NG when a breast implant ad comes up. WTF? Anyway good job, it was really well done.
this is so damn true as i am searching ng now i got oer 40 open programs the same that pop up every time i move. WANNA KNOW WHAT GOD DAMMIT I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO IS THE OLDEST BRADY BUNCH MEMBER. like wuts up with these dumb questions. i would like to see a movie where you kill the damn people who make these programs. thx
ANd i only gave a 10 to all because its too true
same reason as ebbio!
It's either pop-ups or you have to pay to get on, your choice. Why would you complain about pop-ups if you already have a pop-up killer, assuming that you downloaded it from your movie. The only funny thing was the Hitler Brand Diapers.
I got ads...and IE errors at the same time...
This movie was 70% shit. Guess them diapers would come in handy eh?
tks... no more popup adds for me... i hope
This whole site is based on ppl's opinions, that's what makes it great and somewhat depressing at the same time. This shit gets great reviews and shitty reviews too. Know what, GOOD FOR YOU!!! :p
if you wanna pay $5 a month to use newgrounds, good for you. I don't. nice suicide though
lol, i loved this mainly becuase i feel that way sometimes when annoying popups wont go away, sometimes u just want to bash your head against something its so annoying, i give ya props man lol
Hey, at least he offered a popup killer...
If you hate the site so much, don't come back
But funny popup.
It's OK, but I can't seem to find anything too original in this one.
It's not bad, it's just not new.
the graphics were terrible
people wouldnt do that
'oh i hate popups'
dead
the end
i hate pop up ads
There was something strangely funny about this.
Damn I hate those pop-ups.
fuck i hate adds especially popup ads
Once again, nice idea... But the graphics need to start getting better.
Ryan
popup ads are annoying but thats whats keeping this site running. But you should of made him fall of a cliff or shoot himself in the head instead of banging his head against the keyboard
Yeah that was good, but the animation wasnt that smooth, i think we really need to do somthing about those damn pop-ups you get, i come to this site to play some games and whatch some animations not to look at ads for 'free porn' that isnt free.
Not really but funny movie.
I know your problem... I can feel your pain...
Thats how I used to feel untill I got pop up blocker from yahoo.Now I dont see any of them anymore. hehe.
Search 4 pop-up blocker and surf the web without clicking your finger tired. I got one of those.
so funny
I would have done that too if I saw that many ads. But I would have taken people with me. Mwhahaha!
This had a funny idea but you still need work on animation
Excelent MOVIE!
I have to agree with you though; their is way too many pop-ups on Newgrounds. That was some shit animation though, but you were just trying to make a point I suppose. Ironically I saw another of your flashes and as I clicked on this page 4 fucking pop-ups cam up!!!! I think your right about Tom and Bill Gates.
Graphics: nice newgrounds graphics, crappy everything else.
Style:Erm.. Let's just say bad.
Sound: No sound
Violence: Some blood, after he (and this is stupid) kills himself on a keyboard
Interactivity: OO!!! A PLAY BUTTUN! YEAH!!!
Humor: Not in the same zipcode as funny.
Overall: You got a one because I pity you.
It needs major improvement.
Here's a few problems with your flash:
-TimesNewRoman font = Not so Good for Flash Movies
-There's barely any movement, it looks like everything that moves is just teleporting.
-There was barely any sound when who ever that was killed himself by hitting his head on the keyboard.
-The cursor barely looks like the Windows One... unless if there's a computer that has such a cursor that exists.
Don't feel bad though, even I suck at flash. XD
Could use more work.. Sorry but it stinks... alot and mabye you cold make a game where you kill the dude or you "Delete the baby" like on the ad?
But if you want to improve It
1 Make him hit the keyboard more
2 more sound
3 bette graphics
I understand your point but it needs a lot of work but this was made in 2001 so you must have known what to do today. Here's my review: the graphics and animation needs work and the suicide scene, I felt needs to be more bloodier, more violent, and make more sense.
Pure genius!
that was funny!
hitler brand diapers!
