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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


ninjaman013ninjaman013

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 3, 2008

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its hard to jump when i jump i fall down down down down.



SonVegitoSonVegito

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 22, 2005

Well good game

it was good for a flash game



goo-102goo-102

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 27, 2002

frickin great i loved it

this was a great game and it took me a few tries to get the hang of dodging jusus's attacks but i finally killed him



VxSeanxVVxSeanxV

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 8, 2001

HOORAY!!

I've been wanting to kill Jesus forever! Now I have! I'm so happy!! ((BTW Good job!))



SteveASteveA

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 4, 2001

Kill child molestin' priests and Jesus! Very dope

Real nice port of the old Nintendo game.
Sound and graphics on point.
Additions well added.
Controls could be a little tighter.
Funny shit for people who have a sense of humor.