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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This just made me wet my pants.....

Really fantastic! The humor isn't all homo-erotic like most of the nintendo parodies, which was really starting to make me twich and wrench. I think you covered all the bases, blastfomy, violence, gore, and killing christ!
But there were 2 downsides...why can't I jump and whip? It's not that big of a deal, little more of a challenge is all.
The real problem is the 3 fucking pop ups that disrupted my game play! one just fucking popped up now!!! No bullshit! I know you have nothing to do with it, but I had to rant. That son of a bitch Jesus killed me 3 times because of those fucking things.
This game is still dead-God-like, and I have rated it so.(holy shit another mother fucking cordless phone pop up!!!!!!!!)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Holy Jesus Christ!

Now this was worth watching... and playing! Simon Belmont rules, you hear me??

Really clever work here. The whole Castlevania 2 setting was pretty cool, and the whole Jesus thing is very amusing. You clould improve the controls, though...

Anyway, an overall cool liitle Flash here. Really like it :P


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

best nes->flash ever

very very impressive nes to flash conversion, although i would up the framerate, and im not sure if you've allowed the climbing of up and down stares.

anyway, excellent work, and i hope to see similar animations from you in the future.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A faithful-but-funny reproduction.

The graphics and sounds are bad, but it's not because they were badly done. In fact, they're extremely well-done - they're an exact replica of those found in Castlevania 2 for the NES. The dialogue is entertaining and doesn't sound stale, and even the hidden area is a good gamers-only joke. If you're open-minded enough not to mind the blasphemy of it all, go for it. My only complaint is that Jesus is somewhat frustrating, but far from impossible.

By the way, the secret button is -*BLAM!!*-..


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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This was the most kick ass game I have played.

Hey this game kicks ass. Jesus was hard as hell to beat but he got screwed by God at the end. And the secret button is- hey I'll let you find that out. *