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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Destroyer667Destroyer667

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 12, 2001

Secret Found odd...

Great game (Hint: try hiting f1 or f2 =P)



J-Dawg007J-Dawg007

Rated 5 / 5 stars May 4, 2003

Incredible.

Man, I gotta say, this is one of the best things I've ever seen. The fact that you included the music from the game (which to me, is some of the best video game music ever) was a big plus. It was pretty damn funny, especially the secret part. Keep up the good work.



skateproskatepro

Rated 5 / 5 stars June 22, 2009

Hahaha

The secret button is 3.
The battle with Jesus was tough for me.
Why would a man even try to take on Jesus?


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massacr3massacr3

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 1, 2001

yay!!

man dat was badass!!! i applaud u!!! im a bi fan of da classic casslvaias and dat was just.....jsut bad ass!!!! good job! have a nice day : )



Akuma-BaoAkuma-Bao

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 2, 2001

You just have to see this if you've played CV2!!!

This has been the funniest parody NES game I've seen all year! The control is kinda choppy, and it would look more clasic if the add-in graphics were 8-bit. Other then that, it is a riot! Jesus freaks beware! Satanists, you will receive the most laughs! Why wasn't this part of the original?