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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars


i couldnt beat jesus but the priest was kinda easy. (hell i couldnt even HIT jesus!)

the secret was funny tho lol. 10/10 ftw


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Great job, wouldn't have changed a thing.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

YAY! I killed Jesus!

Does this mean i'm going to hell? Oh well it was worth it great game, Jesus is hard at first but once you get the pattern down its pretty easy. I wish i could us a controler though. Oh well.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

DAAAMN thats some funny ass shit dude

had to check this shit out when i heard about it from some dude


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fuck yea

That was the best game i've seen in my entire life
I never thought i'd c a game killing jesus but it's about time someone did something like that

You r the coolest guy in the entire world you should get an award for this one