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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


IceSageIceSage

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome movie! The best I have seen on newgrounds!

That movie is awesome! I forgot to get the secret nutton at the end though, whoops! Oh well, I will re-play it! I think that movie just brightend my day! Keep up the good work in making really great movies!



VayeightVayeight

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Game

This is an awsome game. The only problem is it didnt tell me what the secret key was after i beat it, but i figured it out by pushing them all. If u dont know the secret key ill give u a hint, it is on the right side of ur keyboard. Also if u like this flash go to their website, they have alot more!



Soujin3Soujin3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Game

Gets my 5 rating all the way! One question though,what was the point of the secret button?



staticnoisestaticnoise

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This rocked

Extreemly funny. Great gameplay.



cartoonnitemarecartoonnitemare

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow castlevania, and killing jesus,HELLYEA!

WOW! that was fuckin great,you realy no how to make a fucking point man,i enjoyed that game alot.
classic nintendo with mindless heretic acts and blasphemie,YOU TRULY ARE THE MAN