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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


DCLXVIDCLXVI

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 4, 2002

Sweet, Sweet Blasphemy!!! I love it!

This game was everything I ever wanted. The opportunity to kill a priest... and then Jesus?! Brilliance. This game is excellent. Thank you so much fo having this on the portal! The humor was just too good! Make more, damn it! We need more games like this!



slurpeeslurper11slurpeeslurper11

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 17, 2001

the secret key is star key*

the secret key is star key*


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WesternPoleAliveWesternPoleAlive

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 28, 2010

damn jesus

i never knew you used bombs


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DrBenjaminHiattDrBenjaminHiatt

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 31, 2001

Hope it was a blaspheyou cause it was a blasphemy!

That was the funniest goddamn thing I've seen in weeks. Thank you for this fantastic submission.



casus17yycasus17yy

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 9, 2010

nice but

the low graphic but thats good :)


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