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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


tankman34tankman34

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars July 28, 2008

bad

not good at all



RelentlessRelentless

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars June 20, 2003

sorry

I am sorry but I can't give that a ten, but it was really good but I have my reasons...



KOnFuSioNKOnFuSioN

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars July 21, 2002

Lame.

Appart from the religious gags that aren't even funny, the "control" for this game is extremely sloppy and ridiculous. Graphics seem good, but as soon as there's an non-ripped graphic, it's aweful. I did have a laugh the first few seconds, though.



megadeth965megadeth965

Rated 1 / 5 stars January 12, 2008

just like simon's quest...

Too easy and too annoying. the gameplay was nice, but i just found this submission to be annoying.



elite-mercenaryelite-mercenary

Rated 1 / 5 stars May 18, 2004

What a horrible game

Firstly the game sucked, the controls were bad, and it was insanely slow.... -_-'