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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Blasphemy - a ticket to hell never been funnier LOL Not bad but could improve


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

ok but glitchy

I kind of liked your style of game here but im afraid it wasnt much and definately wont be much competition for all of those better games that are getting scores of 10.
First off, the graphics were bad and why was there paracticly the same basic and bland colours everywhere? I mean come on i know this is castlevania but clean it up a bit here.
Secondly the game was way too glitchy and the screen jerked as you moved in the game, which moved very slowly to that matter.
And lastly, where is the parody in this? I dont see any parody but t5hat is ok because i am not a massive fan of videogame spoofs, especially castlevania


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Can't jump for shit, controls suck because it's too slow, they lag


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Bad game

The hell? The controls are beyond broken. And the humor, to put it mindly, sucks badly.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


I didnt mind the crucify me jesus, but killing kiddies, in my opinion, is taking it a bit to far. Now... I've never red the Bible, but i don't think, I HOPE, Noahs ark didnt happen just like that.