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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 5 / 5 stars


Hey whatever u do DO NOT press the * button becuase that ISN'T The secret key. Oh and if Jesus is too tough, while u r fighting him just right click and go to play. and it will beat jesus for u.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was fun

is that jesus guy unbeatable?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn pop-up adds! I was SO close to killin Jesus!

Had the little mofo down to a single bar of health and the damn pop-up ad opened... I quickly close it and see myself falling in the water after being knocked back by a bomb... damnit!
Anyways, VERY NICE GAME! ;-)

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That ruled

Nothing better than kicking some priest ass, especially on Nintendo.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It made me cringe

because it was like something off a south park episode. Don't make more!! :/