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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Psychosis5927Psychosis5927

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

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Fucking beautiful! Any Simon's Quest fan (or Castlvania fan or Nintendo fan or anyone with a sense of humor) must play this!!! It's funny as hell, though I'm not sure if Jesus-freaks or people who aren't Simon's Quest fans will fully appretiate this work of art. I don't know how you got it to be JUST like Simon's Quest was (minus the cool items in his pack) but you did a great job with it. I fucking loved it. And anyone who never played Simon's Quest (if they're out there) should download it NOW.



GodofPantsGodofPants

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Genious!

Excellent work! May you someday be a rich and successful Shockwave Guru laying around naked in various pools of things while tempting Swiss misstresses curtail to your every whim!


Mockery responds:

Haha, thanks. If that ever happens, I'll be sure to invite you over for a swim.


PopeSmokePopeSmoke

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fuck yea

That was the best game i've seen in my entire life
I never thought i'd c a game killing jesus but it's about time someone did something like that

You r the coolest guy in the entire world you should get an award for this one



MrSparkleMrSparkle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WHAT A KICK ASS GAME!

Now this was one bloody good game. The only reason that I gave the graphics such a low score is that it was ment to be for the nes. Anyone who wants to play an intresting game should play this one. I want to beat the hell out of that priest again!



n0b0dyn0b0dy

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Jesus is a little bitch

Hey I beat it. I dont care if you dont believe me but I did. tip: if you hit jesus and he starts to flash he wont harm you when he runs into you.