Castlevania Priest Battle

rated 2.98 / 5 stars
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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Here's a spoiler

The secret button is shift 8

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

loved it

good game it got in the glith that one of the guys was talking about and that was the only time i beat jesus but other thatn that it was perfect

p.s. Why the fuck does jesus drop bombs?


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Loved it

Haha this was cool i really enjoyed this, especialy all the nifty sprites, the game was fun and sometimes addictive, i wouldnt mind seeing more on this like another version with even more effects though, anyways nice job

Fun and neat-O



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

i spy a glitch

there was a glitch where whilst you are fighting jesus, and you're near the middle pit...and a bomb hit you, you are stuck and unable to move and,jesus just passes through you, losing absolutely no health...other than that, good game

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Rated 2 / 5 stars


Fun game, amusing dialogue, and points for that realistic Castlevania feel.Jesus was tough as hell, and I kept falling off and dying, reminding me of why I hate Megaman so much. XD

The anti-Christian aspects, like the "Slave" comment, is what brings this score down this low.