Castlevania Priest Battle

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rated 2.98 / 5 stars
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castlevania

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


skateproskatepro

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hahaha

The secret button is 3.
The battle with Jesus was tough for me.
Why would a man even try to take on Jesus?


People find this review helpful!

scailyscaily

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nice

love it ^^ im not a fan of any relegion but this was fun and funny make 1 about jewish people next XD i have nothing aginst the jew btw im not hitler



les907les907

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I can't believe I'm saying this but...

I'm having such a hard time trying to defeat the Son of God. At some point I imitated Cartman and said "f@#k Jesus!"

Oh yeah, I absolutely love this parody.



Tonys-SonTonys-Son

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

...

how about a longer jump

1 square doesnt quite cut it



UnholyBladeUnholyBlade

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice game

I'm probably going straight to hell for enjoying it, but I do.

Also, to defeat Jesus, it's pretty easy, just move ONE SQUARE AT A TIME (that means you have to barely push the arrow, but do it in quick succession)! You can then position yourself right between the bombs during the first bombing run, then close to the right edge of your platform for the second bombing run and then close to the middle of the platform to whip Jesus. You can win it without even jumping once, but move one square at a time so you always stand right on a square!