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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


sparkydeltorrosparkydeltorro

Rated 5 / 5 stars November 4, 2009

That was fun.

i just whipped the shit out of jesus.



Jumpman6Jumpman6

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 9, 2009

Classic Game

I remember playing this years back, and it is still a hoot to play now. Sure the battles aren't the greatest, but it is still fun to take on the priest.


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pinginpingin

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars October 9, 2009

Had fun, only took 10 minutes tops though.

Hm, forgot how powerful jesus bombs are. I'll have to remember that for later.


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dylanxxdylanxx

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 28, 2009

?????????????

what srecrect button to retrun to town? i don,t get it


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xXJackAndSallyXxxXJackAndSallyXx

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 11, 2009

Omg

I love this ^^


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