Be a Supporter!

Credits & Info

Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

If you liked this, check these out!

Plenty more like this here!

  • Castlevania
    Castlevania Check out these hilarious spoofs, as well as a tribute that recreates the final battle against Dracula!
  • Religion
    Religion Just don't talk about it at parties.

Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 5 / 5 stars

yah that dog should be killed more times

fucking dog man why did that hunter keep him? why didn't he slit the dogs throat and throw it in the bushes for the ducks to play with


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Depends if you're religious....

Sorry, smacking priests around isn't my bag. True, they may ask for it sometimes, like in this game, and the Inquisition is a no-no but why would Simon Belmont would want to beat the crap out of Jesus? Either way, enlightening, in a sort of wierd way, and Jesus pretty much lives up to his word. (You are pretty much going down.)


Rated 3 / 5 stars


Hello my Slaves.. I mean.. My sons.. FUNNY SHIT!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Somethings Up

yes this game gets a 7 But theres one thing that messes it up

The FrameRate - Its So bad That I cannot Jump properly and i cannot Predict properly of Movement
u know games these days are Demandin high requirements yet the designers of flash games gotta smooth things out a bit Only then This will be perfect... Ps.... U might as well want to Jump and use the Whip while in the Air.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

this is realy good

I found the secret button, it is *!