Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


GluminGlumin

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL!!!!!!

Bullseye! thats really cool!!! i love it! hilarious!!!!! lol! when simon whipped pikachu. LOLOLOL. make more of these man! i love em!



CuposCupos

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Bah

The point of this game is jesus always wins even if he only drops bombs. Im droping this game now as ill remember not to mess with jesus. thank you



Viper-88Viper-88

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

ok

wasnt anything new or exciting



cartoonnitemarecartoonnitemare

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wow castlevania, and killing jesus,HELLYEA!

WOW! that was fuckin great,you realy no how to make a fucking point man,i enjoyed that game alot.
classic nintendo with mindless heretic acts and blasphemie,YOU TRULY ARE THE MAN



Cr0noCr0no

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brought to life!

I didn't care about the mockery of jesus, even though im a muslim (yes, Jesus or "ISA" is part of Islam). Too damn funny to watch that, but EVIL GOD is not my thing :S

Its so well done, and the finishing scene (Whip Jesus) is so GOLDEN AXE style. LOVE IT! So well done, deserves medal for retro feel.

And the music! Bloody hell, great stuff.

One thing that would've been great though... If JESUS was more pixelated, because he doesn't fit in like the rest, he must be more pixelated and decolourised slightly.


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