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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Viper-88Viper-88

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars December 28, 2002

ok

wasnt anything new or exciting



cartoonnitemarecartoonnitemare

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 28, 2002

wow castlevania, and killing jesus,HELLYEA!

WOW! that was fuckin great,you realy no how to make a fucking point man,i enjoyed that game alot.
classic nintendo with mindless heretic acts and blasphemie,YOU TRULY ARE THE MAN



Cr0noCr0no

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 27, 2002

Brought to life!

I didn't care about the mockery of jesus, even though im a muslim (yes, Jesus or "ISA" is part of Islam). Too damn funny to watch that, but EVIL GOD is not my thing :S

Its so well done, and the finishing scene (Whip Jesus) is so GOLDEN AXE style. LOVE IT! So well done, deserves medal for retro feel.

And the music! Bloody hell, great stuff.

One thing that would've been great though... If JESUS was more pixelated, because he doesn't fit in like the rest, he must be more pixelated and decolourised slightly.


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Predator249Predator249

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 26, 2002

MUUUUUUSIC

Dudes!!!!! I just love this music!!! Remember? It's the same one from old Castlevania from NES! I would like to thank the guy who put music and this castle level to the game, I just love it!! I give overall 10/10 because of this song that refreshed my memories with Castlevania. Thanks again and bye!


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Super-Cool-JimmoSuper-Cool-Jimmo

Rated 5 / 5 stars December 24, 2002

AAAAHHHHH

it took my about 3 million times to kill that stupid Jesus(forgive me) but any who it was a good game so ill give it a good 10