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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


HoboAndAHalfHoboAndAHalf

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 17, 2003

Ok....

I didn't really enjoy this game hope to see better in the future.


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akira-rulezakira-rulez

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 16, 2003

I liked fighting Jesus.

I really liked this game and that should make you happy.I havn`t played the game before and still i gave it a 9.If I had played the game a few years ago when it was like popular I would have given you a 10.


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Ian-The-ArcherIan-The-Archer

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 8, 2003

YAY!

I ignored it had to do anything about religion though. The secret button is...well... er...I don't want to spoint it, but I will, its alt+f4! :D



GluminGlumin

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 6, 2003

LOL!!!!!!

Bullseye! thats really cool!!! i love it! hilarious!!!!! lol! when simon whipped pikachu. LOLOLOL. make more of these man! i love em!



CuposCupos

Rated 4 / 5 stars January 5, 2003

Bah

The point of this game is jesus always wins even if he only drops bombs. Im droping this game now as ill remember not to mess with jesus. thank you