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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Rebel40000Rebel40000

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Funny!

But Jesus is really hard, and the secret stage shouldn't have been so stupid.


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SickoSmittySickoSmitty

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It coulda been great.......

Without all the Jesus cracks, not even remotely funny.



Dark-RenegadeDark-Renegade

Rated 5 / 5 stars

HHAHAHA

Ok The Secret Button At The beginning is "*" on the numpad


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sostupidtoshitsostupidtoshit

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

IT Fucking beats Killing Dracula..........

.......... That ungrateful fucking priest, he had it coming, jesus is no better. Great Game, You Could have put in some sound for the voices but not everything can be done n e way what am i complaining about the flash i tried to do was a walking dog and that didn't even go well!!!!!!!!!



LibrisExosusLibrisExosus

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Cool..

Me,a Castlevania vet,gives this a 8.


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