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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Dark-VincentDark-Vincent

Rated 5 / 5 stars

DUDE!!!

Y-you killed JESUS!!! YEAH!! That was great man!


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Splackevellie112Splackevellie112

Rated 3 / 5 stars

agghhh my eyes

Ahhh the memories...But i do not recall Simon having such a dirty mouth. I guess it was funny until it got to the party where Jesus comes in...this is not for the religious at heart. But a great game none the less


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HardJudgeHardJudge

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice game

i like castlevania games and this one was a very good one must of been hard working making it =\



deadalusdeadalus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Greet game with one prob

i loved it but i could find the secret button so here , The button is the * button


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IXDarcSkullXIIXDarcSkullXI

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

To clear somethin up...

Stop voting zero. Just stop. Stop voting zero cuz "oh you have to kill jesus, I'm gonna vote zero. I'm a christan, and it sorta does offend my belives, but I'm not so religious that I would just vote zero cuz ya gotta kill Jesus. Oh yeah, greta game Mr. Mockery.

(BTW: the secret button is......woop! sorry, forgot!)