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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Paradox-PsychoParadox-Psycho

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hehe..Funny secret button

It was funny what happened with the secret button. press the * on the number square



falconx84falconx84

Rated 4 / 5 stars

your gonna sit on the devils lap in hell lol nice

good game didnt expect that ending didnt expect jesus being the evil one lol keep up the good work



MossmanMossman

Rated 4 / 5 stars

hahahaha

hehe you burned jesus u uhh bad person you



staticnoisestaticnoise

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This rocked

Extreemly funny. Great gameplay.



Dr-MorboDr-Morbo

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Christlevania?

Great stuff! Love the interactivity instead of just making it into yet another movie. And the secret easter egg was great. (Can't find it? Just dab around on your keyboard. It's easy.) The controls were a bit stiff though, even for a Castlevania game.