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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 5 / 5 stars February 6, 2010

awsem but...

wtf is up with the extra battel by the way you push * anyway whats point of the battel i dint get any thing out of it? plz answer me thes oh and good game


Rated 0 / 5 stars January 20, 2010

I agree with the post below

Just plain sh!t.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars December 2, 2009


Blasphemous, cliche, and the game controls are terrible and respond poorly to keyboard commands.


Rated 3 / 5 stars November 24, 2009

cool game bro

reminds me how CV 2 bosses should've been


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 9, 2009

extremly funny

i liked how jesus came and said LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!

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