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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great interactive game/spoof!

I enjoyed playing this game/spoof. They're probably right when they say you're going to hell guys and girls. lol But with all of you I'm sure it'll be a fun ride. Keep up the awesome work.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


this game was as funny as hell but the secret was pretty stupid


Rated 5 / 5 stars

sweet game

this is a cool game


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


I am sorry but I can't give that a ten, but it was really good but I have my reasons...


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great game.

The priest was way too easy. But Jesus Christ Jesus Christ was hard to kill.

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