Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Propaghandi-PunkPropaghandi-Punk

Rated 4 / 5 stars

....gooooOOOOoood

pretty funny, Jesus makes the whole game worth while! i wasn't able to kill jesus though......curses!



MarioRPGMarioRPG

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ahhhhhh, I-mockery

Always good, I'm glad I finnaly got revenge on that f*ckin preist



Soujin3Soujin3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Game

Gets my 5 rating all the way! One question though,what was the point of the secret button?



Jumbo-CactuarJumbo-Cactuar

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Haw!

This is just too darned funny, yes I'm an atheist so sue me.


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K-LantisK-Lantis

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Blasphemy works...for some

As a Catholic, I simply can't relate to this one. That doesn't mean it wasn't well done in that it was well presented, but the humor just wasn't there...I cringed by having to beat up on Jesus. Some atheists might find it funny, but I simply can't...not your fault, though.


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