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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Freelance-MagicianFreelance-Magician

Rated 4 / 5 stars July 13, 2004

Cool!

I love sprites(even says it in my profile) and you made this almost axactly as the original, Great job! The only problem I had was that you made it too crude, I'm not Christin so I don't care about Jesus but I just think you should've stuck with the original game's story.



sniperwulf-sof-godsniperwulf-sof-god

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars July 7, 2004

Fucking Brilliant

Funny as hell and a great usage of castlevania sprites. Please come up with more casltevania parodies.



TerosTeros

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 7, 2004

best game evea

that was the best

ppl e-mail me if you cant beat jesus
if you cant beat the priest then stop playing

press shift and 8 at the start


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gothmetalla666gothmetalla666

Rated 4 / 5 stars July 5, 2004

I agree with u!

I agree! The whole religion thing is a whole load of sh!t! What proof do they have anyways?! Why do they waste their entire lives obeying silly rules that some fatherless individual made up some thousand years ago, just to get a big shock when they wake up dead... and discover there's no afterlife! Anyways... cool game, I'm totally on the same wave-length. I loved it! *^_^*



JesusDivinitusJesusDivinitus

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 20, 2004

lol

I think that one of the best games I have ever played...AHAHAHAH
And I don't feel concerned by the subject...it meant when Jesus is killed by Simon...but that was funny!!