Ultimate Gear War
Join the alien war, prepare your gear and protect your base at all cost!
4.27 / 5.00 12,407 ViewsIn the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!
Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start
(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself
And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)
Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 12, 2010
You know...
I thought Jesus would use more... holy weapons, but instid he use bombs.
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 9, 2010
nice but
the low graphic but thats good :)
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 10, 2010
Full games!
Can you post the full games please!
Rated 5 / 5 stars February 6, 2010
awsem but...
wtf is up with the extra battel by the way you push * anyway whats point of the battel i dint get any thing out of it? plz answer me thes oh and good game
Rated 0 / 5 stars January 20, 2010
I agree with the post below
Just plain sh!t.