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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


WesternPoleAliveWesternPoleAlive

Rated 5 / 5 stars

damn jesus

i never knew you used bombs


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WarforgerWarforger

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Its alright

The Priest is easy as hell to beat, just keep attacking, his projectiles get destroyed and he just gets hit. Jesus took a few tries but I finally beat him and the ending is awesome.

Only complaint I have is that there is no level system and there's only one challenging boss and thats Jesus.


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ArcaniosArcanios

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You know...

I thought Jesus would use more... holy weapons, but instid he use bombs.


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casus17yycasus17yy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nice but

the low graphic but thats good :)


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Supermatt6534Supermatt6534

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Full games!

Can you post the full games please!