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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


MaestroLanskiMaestroLanski

Rated 5 / 5 stars

iT'S MADNESS OF COURCE

But i liked final thought of Simon, after defeating Jeasus



XXomegamanXXXXomegamanXX

Rated 4 / 5 stars

really hard

The graphics make it look like the real game. The controls get kinda confusing, but you get used to it. It's really hard for me, but i guess it makes it more like castlevania. I love all your flash submissions. Great job


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ASG2020ASG2020

Rated 4 / 5 stars

SPOILER!!!

The secret button is the * button!!!


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madnessboy13madnessboy13

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

secret button

the scret button is...
in another castle :3



tomysaptomysap

Rated 4 / 5 stars

In Fact

"something i learned its that GoD has a sick sense of Humor" LOL


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