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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


NotsolegendaryappleNotsolegendaryapple

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars April 23, 2005

Ha, funny.

but this will seriously offend any religeous person....

Good work!



AkatameAkatame

Rated 0 / 5 stars April 20, 2005

O_o

That had too many bugs.. When I faced Jesus the charecter kept jumping down when I jumped over the hole. Please debug first =)



MisterReviewMisterReview

Rated 3 / 5 stars April 16, 2005

Hmm...

I dont really agree with the idea of this game but Im reviewing it on its quality, not its idea. I usually give a little advice but Id rather not have this game improved or have anything more to do with it...sorry. But this doesnt make you a bad person because of this flash.

And I think Spike Spiegel forgot to take his pills :P



AngeteenAngeteen

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars April 2, 2005

Okay, but could have been better.

The game was fun and interesting to play, however, my only pet peeve was that it used stuff from the old nes. It's okay, and it did get it's point across, but still...the graphics, the graphics!



Witches-knightWitches-knight

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars March 28, 2005

Awsome

ok people that was the single most offencise thing i have ever seen in other words I LOVED IT! but for all u other people who cant stand a joke calm down and for the people thinking the rest of us will burn in hell think it dont post well burn in hell if we chose to. and the guy before me just ignore them but posting that they are wrong is probably not the best thing to do.