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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 4 / 5 stars

OKay, Soulece or whatever needs to shut the F up

Okay that was awsome. Freedom fo Speech AND Religion so shut the fuck up and let these guys be heretics all they fucking want.
(thats the beauty of being Agnostic/Athiest, you get to yell at pipsqueaks like that and get away with it because you dont necessarily belive in God!)


Rated 3 / 5 stars

it wasnt good but it wasnt was ok

well kinda short too....and to the people that think that this is an offend who does this offend? Jesus?he doesnt even exist.God was made up because people couldnt understand the world thats the best explanation why god was made up.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Ha, funny.

but this will seriously offend any religeous person....

Good work!


Rated 0 / 5 stars


That had too many bugs.. When I faced Jesus the charecter kept jumping down when I jumped over the hole. Please debug first =)


Rated 3 / 5 stars


I dont really agree with the idea of this game but Im reviewing it on its quality, not its idea. I usually give a little advice but Id rather not have this game improved or have anything more to do with it...sorry. But this doesnt make you a bad person because of this flash.

And I think Spike Spiegel forgot to take his pills :P