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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 4 / 5 stars


I am an athiest, so I don't get offended when people display their dislikes for a certain type of religion, and I think it's amusing when people kill each other over it. P.S. the asterdik above the nine over on the number square pad ect.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

praise SATAN!!

I HATE NON CHRISTIANS!! you WILL burn in hell you sick fuck!! ahahhaha im just joking lmao im actually a christian hater too! its a good thing i found another one of our secret members.. when is the next meeting?i hear well desicrate a church and kill a preist! JESUS man its only a joke get some humour inside your souless body you fanatical christian joke! im chatholic but that doesnt stop me from laughing at this funny shit! good work!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Quit yer Bitching!!

Darn you guys suck! Imma christian too but I enjoy a joke sometimes. I mean he just threw bombs and stuffs. You didnt have too hold him down and burn him with ciggarettes.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

COol game

Very funny, but the character is kinda hard to control. Anyways, it's a great game. Congratulations!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

why did it have to be jesus wat about satin

but every thing was good