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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good game, but bad taste

I was a good short game, but I tend to agree with some of the other reviews; I honestly think you WILL go to hell for this one. I found that you didn't even have to play the game. There is a way to get an instant victory, but I'll leave that to the other people to find out. Also, the secret screen trick was funny, but seemed kinda pointless. I gave it a 3.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


very good. jesus is one tough sob to beat


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


I didnt mind the crucify me jesus, but killing kiddies, in my opinion, is taking it a bit to far. Now... I've never red the Bible, but i don't think, I HOPE, Noahs ark didnt happen just like that.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

DAAAMN thats some funny ass shit dude

had to check this shit out when i heard about it from some dude


Rated 4 / 5 stars


I am an athiest, so I don't get offended when people display their dislikes for a certain type of religion, and I think it's amusing when people kill each other over it. P.S. the asterdik above the nine over on the number square pad ect.