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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


OsmantheTurkOsmantheTurk

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Average at best

The game lags a lot, making it hard to move Simon in sync with button presses. First boss is too easy, and the second is much more difficult (mainly due to the fact that Simon CANNOT SWIM IN WATER?!). The dialogue saves this game from being bad though, but at times is too drawn out.


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tyler2513tyler2513

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

To Much Dialogue

~Good~
It was an interesting and funny game although certain things about this really slowed the pace of the game. I enjoyed reading the curses and insults used in the game by people like the preist it really made me crack up. Also I really enjoy the use of the Castlevania exact sprites and music it was well cloned and I hope to see work like this from you in the future. The controls were great and took no time to learn and were very easy to use at any given time which was helpful. The timing of the game was good.

~Improve~
The jumping motion was a little out of ordinary and seemed just to stiff. The dialogue really slowed the pace of the game and there was way to much to read at that. Other than the Jesus battle the game was way to simple and easy.

~Overall~
It's an OK game for a Castlevania fan looking for a funny spoof but it's a little to easy and there's almost nothing to this simple and easy game parody.

-TY Reviews


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gamiz09gamiz09

Rated 5 / 5 stars

thought it was gonna be hard

it was a piece of cake and luckily i somehow found the secret button anyways not a bad parody it was funny


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owna29owna29

Rated 5 / 5 stars

hey

the secret button is the * button then just pressing the attack button after the dialouge!


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xRockerdoodxxRockerdoodx

Rated 4 / 5 stars

LOL

A parody of one of my favorite games (yes i liked simons quest) good job, it was a bit unresponsive though


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