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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


For all of you wondering what the secret key is its "Hold down the <Shift> key and press the <8> key"

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

yessssss mi amor mucho lol

omg that was so awesome
i really loved the game short but fun
just the only thing is that the controls are sketchy and the jesus battle was too easy to figure out the pattern well at least for me since im a video game fuck lmao
but very nice


Rated 5 / 5 stars


HAHAHAHAHA this is funny. I would love to see the look on a hardcore christian's face after seein this. This game in my eyes is very wrong, and its wrong for me to enjoy it but who cares. I understand that jesus was a good man and all and I would prolly get along with him.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

That's What I'm Call A Parody!!!


Graphics: just like the orginal game 10/10
Style: GRATE IDEA 10/10
Sound: Good 7/10
Violence: need some more 5/10
Interactivity: Very not chalenged game 0/10
Overall: Very good, But Can Be Better 8/10


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

pure greatness

hello i just want to say i personally loved this more than the actual castlevania lol great humor humor great every thing ive always want ed to see this and someone finally did im sure it been done befvore i just missed it.........gamplay GREAT sound OK how does it feel SMOOTH LIKE BABY BUTT((sept for the jesus battle i kept jumping to soon and fell in the hole but thats my fualto_o;))
overall i recomend this to any one non christian but eh im athiest ROVK ON great game still loves it i do