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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:



Rated 3 / 5 stars

hmmm welll.

This is my first review after the new website and there waqs to many glitches but it was funny.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

WHOA!, this is funny



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Best parody game I've played

That was sick(awesome), I loved the jesus boss battle, even If it took me forever to beat him, I kept yelling, "You non-existant bastard!" at the screen, I also found out if you jump after the 3rd flash of a bomb you take no damage. Great job dude!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

good and funny.

you see,im an atheist so when god said "so what i kill people all the time and i let women get raped and make babies go blind"

i thought that was funny


Rated 4 / 5 stars


There was quite a bit that i enjoyed about this game but the part that i enjoyed the most was the interaction between the users character and jesus, some of the jokes were so outrageous. The gameplay for the fights was pretty good, it felt just like a NES game with the user having the option to either jump or attack and of course the directional buttons. I thought the background music was well selected and the choice of backgrounds for the fights were also good. Overall a pretty cool interactive flash.