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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Hamy-jamyHamy-jamy

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Liked

There was quite a bit that i enjoyed about this game but the part that i enjoyed the most was the interaction between the users character and jesus, some of the jokes were so outrageous. The gameplay for the fights was pretty good, it felt just like a NES game with the user having the option to either jump or attack and of course the directional buttons. I thought the background music was well selected and the choice of backgrounds for the fights were also good. Overall a pretty cool interactive flash.

~H-J~



FattyWhaleFattyWhale

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

K

^^Good Points^^
A very odd twist on Castlevania. I think it was rather funny how you presented this. The appearance of Jesus was unexpected, and fighting him was even more of a treat. I liked the music and sound effects, they were well placed.

^^Needs Improving^^
I thought the text went way too slow, and the scenes should have been controlled by the player more to speed things along.



KWAS71KCKKWAS71KCK

Rated 3 / 5 stars

cool one

that was a neat game, and original as well in crossing Jesus and Castlevania. the Castlevania-theme to this game made it a lot of fun... though perhaps a little bad/controversial with Jesus... though it was still a lot of fun to play.



Linklex7Linklex7

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Decent Game

It's the perfect game for anyone who's ever wanted to kill Jesus. Controls take a bit of time, especially since you can't whip in mid-air. However, once you get use to it it become a little fun.



Gage1029Gage1029

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

OK!

For all of you wondering what the secret key is its "Hold down the <Shift> key and press the <8> key"


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