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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


MasterkainivMasterkainiv

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars July 25, 2008

You little jag off

you sux dude dont do that to jesus



quad13quad13

Rated 0 / 5 stars July 18, 2008

WTF is ur problem?

Dude, that's not cool. Don't mock Jesus like that



6Shooter286Shooter28

Rated 0 / 5 stars July 17, 2008

Not cool.

Are you a satanist?



Squal55Squal55

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 14, 2008

Funny game.

Fun game, personally love the CV series, and the secretkey is * btw.



XXwackozakXXXXwackozakXX

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 10, 2008

Very awesome ending

Some of the most awesome stuff ever.