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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Random-StrangerRandom-Stranger

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Ahhhhh

Blasphemy - a ticket to hell never been funnier LOL Not bad but could improve



bnbmaster4bnbmaster4

Rated 0 / 5 stars

jesus sucks

he is so easy to beat.people are so mad (i dunno why) because the gamemakes a little fun out of him



californiagirlcaliforniagirl

Rated 4 / 5 stars

jesus

Jesus is easy to beat. Avoid the bombs and wait till he swings down.


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tankman34tankman34

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

bad

not good at all



NowAndGoneNowAndGone

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It's good

I think this is a good game, worth the play. But i don't get why peopel are getting so mad about it, it's just a game, so what if jesus is mad fun of a little.


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