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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


thisisnotmikethisisnotmike

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 1, 2001

Hoohah!

The person who scripted this game is sexy!


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dude0608dude0608

Rated 4 / 5 stars August 1, 2001

cool

pikachu needs blood...



John-MercerJohn-Mercer

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 31, 2001

Awesome game!

You people at I-Mockery sure sent us a winner! For those of you playing and you manage to beat the priest, you have to fight Jesus and his bomb barrage. Look for the pattern of his boms and dives.

Excellent game, gang!



ProtoclownProtoclown

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 31, 2001

Absolutely twisted!

This is a very amusing game! Check it out...



GreenWeaselGreenWeasel

Rated 5 / 5 stars July 31, 2001

KICK ASS!

Hehe, I know the secret button, and what it does... I ain't tellin' anyone. Go find out for yourself, I did. Great game though, fuckin funny too!